Archive for March, 2008

US Sub-Prime Market impacts Japan

March 5, 2008

The knock-on effect from the US sub-prime market

shows no sign of letting up in Japan.

In the last 7 days the Origami Bank has folded,

Sumo Bank has gone belly up and

Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

Yesterday it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale

and will likely go for a song,

while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended

after they nose-dived and

500 back office staff at Karate Bank got the chop.

Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank

and staff fear they could get a raw deal.

Australian observers have noted that the Whale Fleet Bank

has been in for a lot of blood letting.

Shocks from the Market meltdown

continue to be felt around the world.